Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sardar Funny SMS

Sardar police station
Sardar police station aya or bola:
Mujhe arrest karlo,
mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay
Police: Wo mar gai kya.?
sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai.
Hun meri khair nai.
sardar was going on a road
sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
preparing for blood test
Sardar reading a book about blood.
Wife:why are you reading this book.
Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test,
so preparing for that.
sardar doctor fail
Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai
Sardar rotey hoay
Kitne numbron se..??
Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
1 sardar
Apni maa ki Qameez aur
Baap ki Shalwar pehn k
bazaar mein ghoom raha tha
Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?
Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
sardar knows well
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
some people drink directly from tooti.
sardar farts loudly in the bar
A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar.
The man next to him: Excuse me,
You’ve no decency,
You farted before my wife.
Sardar: Oh sorry, I didn’t know that it was her turn.
names of 10 chemical elements
Teacher: Tell me the names of
10 chemical elements ?
Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine,
noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!
sardar was helping his son
A sardar was helping his son
to fill his admission form.
Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column?
Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”
Wife and Girlfriend Coming Together
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
Sardar and Pathan going together
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se
Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!
Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle
Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha
Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye
Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha
Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.
hips don’t lie
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich.
Sardarni: Don’t try to lie,
I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…:-P
sardar got new job
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
this is her husband speaking
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
sardar breaks an egg
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.
he finds the egg empty.
Gets frustrated and say’s,
“kya ghor kalyug hai,
aaj kal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai”
married to start a happy life
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.
sardar in female bogie
As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
sardar becomes manager
Sardar got promotion
from Clerk to Manager.
He went home & told his
wife in new style.
Biwi Behosh!
He said to her
“Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH soy gi;-)
sardar like to sleep with girls
Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian
sardar had twins again and again
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty
1 Larki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya.
1 Din Lrki Sardr Sy Boli
“Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai”!
Sardar G Bole
“Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty.
sardar apni unparh maa se
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe:
Maa mein sunday ko aa raha hon
Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne
tu sundhay te awain ga.
sentence into future tense
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Thanks for compliment
Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
all items are missing
Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’
Sardar son is in Medical College
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Sardar bought a new mobile
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
Medical entrance exam
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Against everybody
Study of fine art paintings
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Punctuation mark
Back door to a cafeteria…
sardar goes to an electronics shop
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.
Sardar k ghar chor aagya
Sardar k ghar chor aagya sardar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisan…?
difference between orange & apple
Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
sardar the bird killer
A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it
watch movie with girlfriend
Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:

Smile SMS

automatically get smile
Close your eyes & think about your lovable persons
& spend moment with them then watch
your lips will automatically get smile.
Smiling Quotes
“You are never fully dressed without a smile”
(Martin Charnin)
“Beauty is POWER; smile is its SWORD”
(Charles Reade)
“People seldom notice OLD clothes if you wear a BIG smile”
(Lee Mildon)
“A smile is an INEXPENSIVE way to change your LOOKS”
(Charles Gordy)
So keep smiling
smile is a universal language
Thousands of languages around this world!
SMILE can beat them all.
SMILE is a universal language
even a baby can speak.
May ALLAH keep you smiling always
smile costs less than electricity
A smile costs less than electricity,
but gives more light….
So, always smile and prove that
you are the best bulb in Pakistan
and don’t fuse…!
pimple wrinkle dimple
Tension Se Chehre Pe Pimple Parte Hain
Rone Se Chere Pe Wrinkle Parte Hain
Is Liye Hamesha Muskrate Raho
Q K Muskrane Se Chere Pe Dimple Parte Hain.
looks can deceive
Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
ability to create happiness
No one is born happy.
But all of us are born
with the ability to create happiness.
So today, make others happy.
Flash your sweetest smile.
smile can heal a frozen heart
A gun can kill someone.
Fire can burn someone.
Wind can chill.
Anger can rage till it tears you apart.
But the power of your smile can heal a frozen heart.
one SMS from you
one candle enough to cut darkness.
one true friend enough to make life happy.
one good guide enough for success.
one SMS from you enough to make me smile.
a smile from the heart
Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.
reason for many others to smile
always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile.
smile it like a sunrise to me
When you smile it like a sunrise to me.
and I want a daily sunrise in my life.
so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G
to see your evergreen smile
If each leaf of a tree is your smile
then I promise you my dear,
I will water it through out my life
to see your evergreen smile forever
lift up your spirits with smile
S-Sets You Free
M-Makes You Special
I-Increases Your Face Value
L-Lifts Up You Spirits
E-Erases All Your Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.
you are appreciated for smile
A smile is a way of
writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted,
liked and appreciated.
so, here’s a big smile for you telling
you that you are appreciated
smile in front of everyone
Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone
but you will only cry in front of
one who is special for you.
long lasting smile
It is a
M”ind touching”
L”ong lasting”
E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
good morning!
always smile at your problem
If you worry about a trouble it becomes double
but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble
so always smile at your problem.
keep smiling
simple things can make you happy
Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
…Good Morning….
send some thing special
I wanted to send some thing special
to make you smile but
the post man said
I must get out of the post box.
smile while you still have teeth
On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
Smile while you still have teeth.
Many many happy returns of the day

Exam SMS

Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
Even just starring at the wall
sweet melody to sleep
If all the musicians of this world
join together & make a sweet melody
to facilitate sleep,
They still can’t defeat our TEXT BOOKS
all things come to end
Flower dies,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to end,
But this studdy

Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat
Things Should Not Be Asked
3 Things That Should Not Be Asked
1: A Man’s Salary
2: A Girl’s Age
3: Paper Kaisa Howa
It really Hurts :’(
find time to study
William Studyfear said:
‘This life is too short even to get a full sleep…!
I don’t know how people find time to study…!;-)
Pakistani Students
Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student:
Wrong question.
Indian student:
No Way
American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible?
Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten =
wo / en
T se T cancel.
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
Pakistani only asks what answer you want.
Dedicated to all Pakistani students:-)
exams should be given on mobiles
To save paper, exams should be given
on mobiles instead of sheets
coz students have more
typing speed than writing speed.
WOt an Idea!
Education Related Songs:
School=ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi
Tution=Idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.
Math=Ajeeb daastan hai ye, kahan shuru kahan khatam.
Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi karle.
Exam= Zehrili raatein neenden urr jati hen
Result= Dhak Dhak karne laga, oh mora jiya darne laga.
Pass= Aj main uper asman niche, aj main aage zamana [...]
if you pass in exams
Dad : If you pass in exams,
I’ll gift you one cycle
Son: If I fail?
Dad: I will gift 100 cycles
Son: Why?
Dad: Fer mera puttar dukan kholey ga cyclan di..
one day before exam
A genius is one who can do in one day
what others do in hundred days!
Just like us!
we cover our course in one day before exam
teachers take the whole year
Thanx for Coming to Examination Hall
Exam Patterns:
In 1998: Ans ALL Questions.
2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions
2015: Only Read Questions
2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.:-)
saari mehnat zaya ho jaati
Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai
tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.
Beta: ye tou acha hua dady
me ne pura sal nai parha
warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.
Convince Them or Confuse Them
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
waste half of our life
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!

offer valid till exam last
Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain
Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost
agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte ho
to sari kainat tumhee usko pass karne may lag jati hai
or agar aesa nahi hua
exam abhi khatam nahi huee …….
suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost
itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay
itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay
k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay
yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain
end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai
Sorry Bashir Saab
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
How are the studies in this college
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Dream SMS

step up the first ladder of your destiny
Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams, you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams
Good Night.
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One of the most adventurous things left
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream
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The future belongs to those who believe
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty
of their dreams.”
long sweet dream
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
dali ne dali par nazar dali
Dali ne dali par nazar dali,
kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
Happy Diwali

Break up Sms

nikal k dil say teray wastay sada ayi
nikal k dil say teray wastay sada ayi,,,
uthaye haath tou yaad aik hi dua ayi,,,
k teru umar ko duniya ki umar lag jaye,,
waqt saal ginay aur gin gin k thak haye .
Aisi Bewafai ki us bewafa ne
Aisi Bewafai ki us bewafa ne,
K Mohabat b badnaam hogai…
Apni mohabat ki aisi keemat wasool ki usney…
K hamari qabar tak neelam hogai.
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte
Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch DOST Hamare,
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se,
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte!
I am in love with you
Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
Think about it, have a great life…
I get so emotional when your not around
I get so emotional when your not around..
I think the emotion is called happiness.
Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no [...]
uski hansi
woh janta tha uski hansi mujhe pasand hai faraz,
usney jab bhi dard diya muskuratey howe diya.
memories play very confusing role
Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.
Posted in Break up Sms, Cool SMS, Heartbreak SMS, Love SMS, Miss You SMS, Romantic SMS, value of people around you
By the timeyou realise
the value of people around you.
It might be the time
for them to leave you.
So, Never miss a chance
to say, I care for you.
I hate you
I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let”s do it.
How can I put this
How can I put this… forget I exist?
Roses are red
Roses are red, violets are… ah the hell with it. Get your
crap and get out.
Look, I”m turning
Look, I”m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!
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Have I told you
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Flirt SMS

Flirt SMS-01
An important element of friendship is communication, and that's the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don't want to cut the line that connects US...
Flirt SMS-02
A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u…..See! I just did. Take care.
Flirt SMS-03
If u drop me, I’ll break. If u hold me, I’ll shake. If u need me, I’ll hurry. If u don’t call me, I’ll worry. If u hurt me, I’ll cry. But if u leave me, I’ll die
Flirt SMS-04
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Flirt SMS-05
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
Flirt SMS-06
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Flirt SMS-07
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you
Flirt SMS-08
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be. There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
Flirt SMS-09
In life when u get troubles, don't get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be in left..... but it always right! and loves u
Flirt SMS-10
What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart
Flirt SMS-11
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....
Flirt SMS-12
Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it shows she has been experimenting.
Flirt SMS-13
I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
Flirt SMS-14
If i were a tear in ur eye, i wood roll down onto ur lips,But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
Flirt SMS-15
To live dis life i need a heartbeat,to have a heartbeat i need a heart,to have heart i need happiness,to have happiness i need u!
Flirt SMS-16
I love my eyes when you look into them, i love my name when you say it,i love my heart when u love it, and i love my life when you are a part of it.
Flirt SMS-17
LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!
Flirt SMS-18
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R
Flirt SMS-19
May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!
Flirt SMS-20
In life when u get troubles, don't get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be on the left..... but it is always right! and loves u

Cute SMS

Cute SMS-01
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
Cute SMS-02
A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You've filled a space no one could fill.
Cute SMS-03
I wanted to send some thing special to make you smile but the post man said I must get out of the post box.
Cute SMS-04
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful.
Cute SMS-05
Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. and legends never talk they send sms ;)
Cute SMS-06
Just a line...2 keep in touch...
coz u r on my mind so very much...
& even though, I've nothing 2 say...
U'll know...I thought of u 2day...
Cute SMS-07
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings.
Cute SMS-08
Sending you 1000 smiles take one 4 now and keep remaining 999 under ur pillow, pick out 1 every time bcz i want to see you smiling always.
Cute SMS-09
Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
"Precious People" Like "You"
Are always remembered.
Cute SMS-10
You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.
Cute SMS-11
When lots of people starts to love you,
You may get confused whom to love,
Just tell them I hate you,
Everyone will get back,
But not the person who loves you truly.
Cute SMS-12
Dont ever worry about what you are to me, because you will never be anything less than my world.
Cute SMS-13
Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from U
Cute SMS-14
There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream I dream.
Cute SMS-15
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!
Cute SMS-16
Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.
Cute SMS-17
A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.
Cute SMS-18
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
Cute SMS-19
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
Cute SMS-20
I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!
Cute SMS-21
When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.
Cute SMS-22
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
Cute SMS-23
FRIENDS are like stars...
you do not ALWAYS SEE
them but you know they are
always there...
Cute SMS-24
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.
Cute SMS-25
Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Cute SMS-26
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
Cute SMS-27
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Cute SMS-28
Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..
Cute SMS-29
The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
Cute SMS-30
IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?