SO TRUE: 
Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Even just starring at the wall
sweet melody to sleep
If all the musicians of this world
join together & make a sweet melody
to facilitate sleep,
They still can’t defeat our TEXT BOOKS
all things come to end
Flower dies,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to end,
But this studdy
…
Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat
Things Should Not Be Asked
3 Things That Should Not Be Asked
1: A Man’s Salary
2: A Girl’s Age
&
3: Paper Kaisa Howa
It really Hurts :’(
find time to study
William Studyfear said:
‘This life is too short even to get a full sleep…!
I don’t know how people find time to study…!;-)
Pakistani Students
Prove that 2/10=2
!
!
!
Japanese student:
Wrong question.
!
!
!
Indian student:
No Way
!
!
!
American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible?
!
!
!
Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten =
wo / en
T se T cancel.
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
/
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter
So
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
!
Pakistani only asks what answer you want.
Dedicated to all Pakistani students:-)
exams should be given on mobiles
To save paper, exams should be given
on mobiles instead of sheets
coz students have more
typing speed than writing speed.
WOt an Idea!
Education Related Songs:
School=ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi
Tution=Idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.
Math=Ajeeb daastan hai ye, kahan shuru kahan khatam.
Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi karle.
Exam= Zehrili raatein neenden urr jati hen
Result= Dhak Dhak karne laga, oh mora jiya darne laga.
Pass= Aj main uper asman niche, aj main aage zamana [...]
if you pass in exams
Dad : If you pass in exams,
I’ll gift you one cycle
Son: If I fail?
Dad: I will gift 100 cycles
Son: Why?
Dad: Fer mera puttar dukan kholey ga cyclan di..
one day before exam
A genius is one who can do in one day
what others do in hundred days!
Just like us!
we cover our course in one day before exam
&
teachers take the whole year
Thanx for Coming to Examination Hall
Exam Patterns:
In 1998: Ans ALL Questions.
2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions
2015: Only Read Questions
2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.:-)
saari mehnat zaya ho jaati
Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai
tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.
Beta: ye tou acha hua dady
me ne pura sal nai parha
warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.
Convince Them or Confuse Them
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
.
.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
waste half of our life
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Even just starring at the wall
sweet melody to sleep
If all the musicians of this world
join together & make a sweet melody
to facilitate sleep,
They still can’t defeat our TEXT BOOKS
all things come to end
Flower dies,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to end,
But this studdy
…
Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat
Things Should Not Be Asked
3 Things That Should Not Be Asked
1: A Man’s Salary
2: A Girl’s Age
&
3: Paper Kaisa Howa
It really Hurts :’(
find time to study
William Studyfear said:
‘This life is too short even to get a full sleep…!
I don’t know how people find time to study…!;-)
Pakistani Students
Prove that 2/10=2
!
!
!
Japanese student:
Wrong question.
!
!
!
Indian student:
No Way
!
!
!
American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible?
!
!
!
Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten =
wo / en
T se T cancel.
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
/
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter
So
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
!
Pakistani only asks what answer you want.
Dedicated to all Pakistani students:-)
exams should be given on mobiles
To save paper, exams should be given
on mobiles instead of sheets
coz students have more
typing speed than writing speed.
WOt an Idea!
Education Related Songs:
School=ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi
Tution=Idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.
Math=Ajeeb daastan hai ye, kahan shuru kahan khatam.
Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi karle.
Exam= Zehrili raatein neenden urr jati hen
Result= Dhak Dhak karne laga, oh mora jiya darne laga.
Pass= Aj main uper asman niche, aj main aage zamana [...]
if you pass in exams
Dad : If you pass in exams,
I’ll gift you one cycle
Son: If I fail?
Dad: I will gift 100 cycles
Son: Why?
Dad: Fer mera puttar dukan kholey ga cyclan di..
one day before exam
A genius is one who can do in one day
what others do in hundred days!
Just like us!
we cover our course in one day before exam
&
teachers take the whole year
Thanx for Coming to Examination Hall
Exam Patterns:
In 1998: Ans ALL Questions.
2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions
2015: Only Read Questions
2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.:-)
saari mehnat zaya ho jaati
Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai
tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.
Beta: ye tou acha hua dady
me ne pura sal nai parha
warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.
Convince Them or Confuse Them
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
.
.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
waste half of our life
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
offer valid till exam last
Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain
Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost
agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte ho
to sari kainat tumhee usko pass karne may lag jati hai
or agar aesa nahi hua
to
exam abhi khatam nahi huee …….
suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost
itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay
itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay
k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay
yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain
end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai
HAPPY
…….ENDINGS
Sorry Bashir Saab
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
How are the studies in this college
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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