Sardar Funny SMS

Sardar police station
Sardar police station aya or bola:
Mujhe arrest karlo,
mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay
Police: Wo mar gai kya.?
sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai.
Hun meri khair nai.
sardar was going on a road
sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
said..
“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER”
preparing for blood test
Sardar reading a book about blood.
Wife:why are you reading this book.
Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test,
so preparing for that.
sardar doctor fail
Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai
Sardar rotey hoay
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Kitne numbron se..??
Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
1 sardar
Apni maa ki Qameez aur
Baap ki Shalwar pehn k
bazaar mein ghoom raha tha
Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?
Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
sardar knows well
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
some people drink directly from tooti.
sardar farts loudly in the bar
A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar.
The man next to him: Excuse me,
You’ve no decency,
You farted before my wife.
Sardar: Oh sorry, I didn’t know that it was her turn.
names of 10 chemical elements
Teacher: Tell me the names of
10 chemical elements ?
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Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine,
noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!
sardar was helping his son
A sardar was helping his son
to fill his admission form.
Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column?
Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”
Wife and Girlfriend Coming Together
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
Sardar and Pathan going together
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”
Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se
Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!
Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle
Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha
Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye
Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha
Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.
hips don’t lie
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich.
Sardarni: Don’t try to lie,
I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…:-P
sardar got new job
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
this is her husband speaking
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
sardar breaks an egg
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.
he finds the egg empty.
Gets frustrated and say’s,
“kya ghor kalyug hai,
aaj kal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai”
married to start a happy life
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.
sardar in female bogie
As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
sardar becomes manager
Sardar got promotion
from Clerk to Manager.
He went home & told his
wife in new style.
Biwi Behosh!
why?
He said to her
“Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH soy gi;-)
sardar like to sleep with girls
Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian
sardar had twins again and again
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty
1 Larki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya.
1 Din Lrki Sardr Sy Boli
“Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai”!
Sardar G Bole
“Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty.
sardar apni unparh maa se
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe:
Maa mein sunday ko aa raha hon
Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sundhay te awain ga.
sentence into future tense
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Thanks for compliment
Sardar comes back to his car
&
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
all items are missing
Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’
Sardar son is in Medical College
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Sardar bought a new mobile
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
Medical entrance exam
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…
sardar goes to an electronics shop
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.
Sardar k ghar chor aagya
Sardar k ghar chor aagya sardar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisan…?
difference between orange & apple
Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
sardar the bird killer
A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it
watch movie with girlfriend
Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25